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I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.

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too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

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"When boys choose you for one night, walk away.
When they don’t have the decency to be honest, run.
And don’t turn around. There is nothing left to feel
in the places you have already been.
You don’t have to make yourself smaller so you can fit in his world.
You are vast. You are strong. You are more than most can hold.
Be proud of that.
Carry yourself like a diamond,
like a volcano on the verge of erupting.
Carry yourself like something precious and strong,
beautiful and intimidating.
You belong to yourself."

posted 2 days ago with 1,690 notes

If YA Novels Happened in Real Life

  • 1: The new guy/girl will fall in love with you. At first sight.
  • 2: You will unconditionally love your partner by the end of the week.
  • 3: But hey, in case you ARE unsure of your boy/girlfriend, there will be another person waiting on the sidelines. How convenient, right?
  • 4: Where the hell have your parents gone?
  • 5: You're very prone to deep introspection, aren't you?
  • 6: Those breaks you take while you're talking to think about a memory, a small detail, or even what actions you're doing while you talk might really make someone impatient.
  • 7: I just want you to know that things may look bad now, but wait for the worst thing that could possibly happen, because after the shit hits the fan (A.K.A. the climax), it's all smooth sailing from there. Unless you're part of a series, then you're destined to live through very similar (but really, the same) crap all over again.
  • 8: Oh, you cussed! My, aren't you just a naughty person?
  • 9: Your life is like a series, come back next year so you can tell me the second part of your life story!
  • 10: You totally have super powers, don't you? Come on, don't lie. I won't tell anyone (wink wink)
  • 11: If someone else starts narrating your life story alongside you...be careful. Your death may be imminent. Just saying.

posted 3 days ago with 72 notes

"I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone."
Audrey Hepburn

posted 3 days ago with 210 notes


  • Thor is now a lady
  • Gwendoline Christie is also a lady
  • Hey
  • Make the movie right this instant

posted 3 days ago with 50 notes




dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

posted 3 days ago with 145,198 notes


“And Harry, with the unerring skill of the Seeker, caught the wand in his free hand as Voldemort fell backward, arms splayed, the slit pupils of the scarlet eyes rolling upward. Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snakelike face vacant and unknowing. Voldemort was dead.”

You see, this is how it should have been. I wish that this wasn’t just a behind-the-scene photo. I wish that it had happened like this. Exactly like in the book. Voldemort died like anyone else. And it’s amazing how in the book, J.K. Rowling actually used his name. He was humanized in death. And I wish that they had shown that, instead of showing him do an imitation of the Corpse Bride:

Because it’s really important:
Tom Riddle was humanized in death.

#sexuality: captain america on a motorcycle. (via alwayshonestx) yes
"I used to build dreams about you."
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via bl-ossomed)

posted 3 days ago with 313,280 notes


If wisdom teeth are so wise why can’t they stop themselves from being pulled out huh

They want to be pulled out so they can come together and start a world domination campaign

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