I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.
When they don’t have the decency to be honest, run.
And don’t turn around. There is nothing left to feel
in the places you have already been.
You don’t have to make yourself smaller so you can fit in his world.
You are vast. You are strong. You are more than most can hold.
Be proud of that.
Carry yourself like a diamond,
like a volcano on the verge of erupting.
Carry yourself like something precious and strong,
beautiful and intimidating.
You belong to yourself."
- 1: The new guy/girl will fall in love with you. At first sight.
- 2: You will unconditionally love your partner by the end of the week.
- 3: But hey, in case you ARE unsure of your boy/girlfriend, there will be another person waiting on the sidelines. How convenient, right?
- 4: Where the hell have your parents gone?
- 5: You're very prone to deep introspection, aren't you?
- 6: Those breaks you take while you're talking to think about a memory, a small detail, or even what actions you're doing while you talk might really make someone impatient.
- 7: I just want you to know that things may look bad now, but wait for the worst thing that could possibly happen, because after the shit hits the fan (A.K.A. the climax), it's all smooth sailing from there. Unless you're part of a series, then you're destined to live through very similar (but really, the same) crap all over again.
- 8: Oh, you cussed! My, aren't you just a naughty person?
- 9: Your life is like a series, come back next year so you can tell me the second part of your life story!
- 10: You totally have super powers, don't you? Come on, don't lie. I won't tell anyone (wink wink)
- 11: If someone else starts narrating your life story alongside you...be careful. Your death may be imminent. Just saying.
- Thor is now a lady
- Gwendoline Christie is also a lady
- Make the movie right this instant
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario